When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."
by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions
by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

by DJ_Rumbi October 27, 2022

by Mr Buttsboy March 16, 2024
