Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.
I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!
by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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Dave

It's bakin', init Dave?
by SteamUser24632332 March 4, 2022
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Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid
-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?
by Deehari March 30, 2022
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Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.
purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.
by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021
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