a real life Hell where you are ever safe and if you live there then you must get out and move to another country. you are not safe there
by siiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 30, 2022
by *Mike_Oxlong* October 31, 2022
Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024
Captain Underpants come from Piqua Ohio. There used to be an underwear festival but people are offended butthurt babies who aren't mature enough to wear or see others wearing underwear in public. Orrrrr maybe noone wears underwear anymore? A mystery. BRING BACK THE UNDERWEAR FESTIVAL!!
by Titters4 February 17, 2023
defined as a country that has extraordinary events, gravity is messed up and anything weird you can even imagine exists in Ohio. dont even try to do anything, something always ruins it and haunts you for the rest of your life. best suggestion is not to go to Ohio, monsters are very common to find. finding something normal is impossible. If you are from Ohio, im not sure how you are alive rn tbh
by r0b1oxi4n December 08, 2022