Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
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country cod

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.
by Squeakyboi25 April 09, 2018
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Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
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Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.
I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!
by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019
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country slab

Good;great;amazing;outta this world straight beating da bottom out da pussy, southern backwoods dick. Originated in the south-east Colerain,North Carolina. (Da Bottom)
Since I put dat country slab on lil shawdy she ain't been rite every since.
You need sum of dis country slab in yo life
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles March 09, 2016
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country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.
That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times
by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018
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