Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Skiggly Doodle Noodle

An usually flaccid & averagely sized wiener prone to flop in the wind of warm climates.

Josh's skiggly doodle noodle was cutely dancing, as if it were at a party in the warm summer breeze.

by Skiggly August 10, 2016

Hamza's Noodle Arms

This is a definition to explain " hamza's noodle arms ".... lmao it's real because he is a young teenage boy who has noodle arms yet still works out, but that doesn't make sense because when u work out u gain muscles. Nope this condition is when u work out your really gaining noodles. This condition can't be treated.

I have hamza's noodle arms but i work out

by renza :) December 13, 2017

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

Noodlehead

A gay person that enjoys yelling the word "daddy" at the top of his lungs.

This phrase started at a Drake concert when he called his dj a noodlehead for playing the wrong song.

YOU'RE A NOODLEHEAD SO CALL ME DADDY!!

by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 3, 2016