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noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”

person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
noah by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Guy who came out as gay on new years then denies everything onwards.
"NOAH IS A GAY BITCH"
Noah by EPGames May 22, 2024
Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, not surprised!'
Noah by Electrafya July 5, 2024
Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Noah by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Noah by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better afterward.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, i'm not surprised!'
Noah by Electrafya July 8, 2024