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Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
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Internet Kaput

Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place
Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE
by MinecraftGamer34 June 18, 2019
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Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.
"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."
by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010
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Internet Prostitute

Getting naked, making videos, posting pictures and teasers of those videos and asking everyone to go on YouTube/ dedicated apps to check it out.
by God of Dandy June 5, 2019
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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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Internet Thug

Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.
Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!

Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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