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National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass
Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
by Oakpaw December 7, 2019
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ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no
girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?

boy-uhh sure!
by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019
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National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.
Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”
by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020
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NATIONAL OPP DAY

by Randy 193131 August 2, 2020
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national throw midget day

today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions
its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye
by succmyroot October 21, 2020
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National Juice wrld day

Juice wrld died on 12/8/19 so we decided to make his birthday a day to honor him.
Person 1: whats today
Person 2: today is Juice wrld day

National juice wrld day means to honor him even after his passing.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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