by MyDadIsBettyWhite May 04, 2022
by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021
A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021
When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 08, 2023
Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.
by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016
by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021
Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
by Kugeln May 06, 2020