Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 12, 2020

Mum

{A person who is gay}

{Hi Mum}

by NICE BALLZ November 23, 2019

mum

gigachad way to call your mother

"oy mum can I go to the dairy"
"you have money"

by ben dovernow plz November 02, 2022

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020

Mum's

"Mums" is a term used for proving a point to a friend or individual.

1. "Mum's" I did the dishes.
2. "Mum's" I didn't tell the teacher.
3. "Mum's" I swear I didn't do it.

by Mark-My-Words May 03, 2022

Mum

Loves you

Jk your mum does not love you

by Hello 1w345 June 12, 2024

Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way

Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear

by Plankingplonker69 May 28, 2018