muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

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tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

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stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

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Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

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muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

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Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

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