In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
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A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.
Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!
Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest
C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!
Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest
C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
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A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
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