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Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better
by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
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Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.
by Valcokr July 27, 2025
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Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023
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Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.
Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.
by dankDefine April 20, 2018
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Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 2, 2013
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