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mooseknucling

The act of rubbing a girls cooch while she has a camel toe then massaging while she qweefs continuously
Dam she stanked up the room when i was so far up mooseknucling her to death
by cockbandit22 December 30, 2013
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Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.
"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014
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moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014
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moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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