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monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.
Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...
by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008
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Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
by cindyS February 27, 2008
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Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .
by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009
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