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by dgdffdg April 22, 2021

Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.

Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.

by Aaron Bostrom February 8, 2007

new jersey coal miner

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.

by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006

mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007

Coal Miner's Daughter

A girl takes a stool hardener until she becomes impacted. A guy then scoops the "coal" out of her ass into the mouth(coal car) of another girl that is waiting.

I was planning on giving her The Peanut Butter Cup but she said she was too stopped up to let me put it in her soupbean. So her cousin begged for a Coal Miner's Daughter!

She said my dick was too big to toss in her soupbean but I was able to talk her into a Coal Miner's Daughter!

by blueSiclone January 27, 2011

Minecraft fandom

The minecraft fandom consists of many boys who try to get away from reality. This fandom is made also of very smart people too so be careful with these people as they can outsmart you with very wierd but cool wierd sounding facts. Don't act dumb or tease about minecraft around them as you. will get into a gruesome,hurtful,super ultra uber mean fight with them. They are described as "the most video game intelligent fandom ever." In minecraft they act like know it alls during gameplay and really start soaring with ideas. The fandom will also consist of very creative people. The fandom also leads to famous youtubers and is also a very big one. The game is famous itself and very addicting too so, and the fandom also lures people in bye showing them gameplay and teaching you they're ways so watch out or you might find yourself part of it. WARNING:If you don't really understand the game then you will have trouble understanding them as you'll probably think they are talking another language,or they're insane and stuck in an imaginary world in their head,or talking just plain gibberish.

Nicole:hey dude what are you doing

Nick:SHHHHHH I'm building a nether portal too kill some blazes with my stone and diamond sword. I really need to concentrate.

Nicole:WHAT THE HECK I COMPLETELY DONT UNDERSTAND YOU AND ARE YOU REALLY PART OF THE"minecraft fandom?"

Nick:Here don't understand me see some gameplay

(Matthew walks in)

Matthew:Dude are you playing minecraft.

Nick:HECK YEAH!

Matthew:Did you get the new update with the netherbrick and the the nether portal.

Nick:Yea man don't you see that's why I'm building the nether portal.

Matthew:You need 2x78 netherbricks if your gonna build that big netherhouse ride...

Nick:Actually no I built the nether ride already. Jealous?

Matthew:Wow smarter everyday

(*high five eachother and Matthew keeps discussing with Nick)

Nicole:That's it I'm out of here.

(*Nicole face palms.)

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 6, 2014