Mário

A Mário is an incredible human being, with the best picha on the entire planet! He can also be called a pichudo.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.

Random: "I saw a man with a huge picha yesterday! He asked me if I was hydrated."

Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"

by QueCringeBro September 28, 2019

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019

mario rosa

He played me and 3 other girls at the same time...
If you're from south Florida you know this turd

Mario rosa is a hot a-hole

by bri demmm November 25, 2019

mario

a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria

someone: ew whos that, hes so short

someone else: must be a mario 🤮

by gothboi cinnamon roll December 6, 2019

MarioCops

Type of cop who likes or acts like the fictional Nintendo character Mario and attacks unsuspecting prey with knives covered in a mushroom pattern.

Joe: hey look it's the MarioCops
Mama: JOE LOOK OUT THEY HAVE KNIFES!!!
MarioCops:*intense hoogaing*

by MORGANA IS SLEEP October 23, 2019

Mario

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Mario

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to do anything! Also may be defined as an Italian plumber in a popular video game! He is a is a horrible, selfish arrogant, annoying person who doesn't know when to shut up. Often has brown eyes/ hair and smells like pizza!

"what is wrong with you" "god your such a Mario"

by SoSo the flower pot November 10, 2019