Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.

Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.

by Roach47 November 12, 2010

morning sharpner

Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning

You got a morning sharpner mate?

by jcd June 7, 2003

morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by Dragon1037 October 15, 2008

Morning Steel

When morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term

Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.

Bob - 'dude its so hard to take a piss in the morning with morning wood'

Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'

by captain poontang August 5, 2010

morning blue

Blue balls that result from not jerking off the night before and not relieving your morning hard on

I went to bed horny and I need to do something about this morning blue.

by qaz345 February 8, 2014

morning muffin

Morning sex as soon as you awake.

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.

by Bullpit February 5, 2018