Stillwater Mummy

After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.

Dude, I totally gave her a Stillwater Mummy. That's right! You can call me a modified poop stick.

by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010

Yo Momma

A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.

Also a way to start off a joke.

Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD

by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006

UR MOMMA

when you want to diss someone with no better comeback, or a corny comeback

Dude, jus quit baseball, u can't hit for ur life if it depended on you.
Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.

by chrizles November 28, 2007

mommatronification

n.
A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.

Katsu burst into tears after hearing the sad news, only to be made fun of moments later by her mother undergoing mommatronification.

by Schleaze May 7, 2005

The Mummy

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"

by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009

Moommy

A really cheesy way of saying "Mommy"

Moommy...Mooooooommmy... I want a cookie!!!!!!

by Megan Smith October 2, 2005

enough to make you slap your momma

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

by R-S October 29, 2006