The Morning Lou

The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.

She had it coming, she got a good the morning lou"

by Jimi Cassanova $@/\/m@/\/ December 6, 2010

sex meaning of 17

Anal Sex

We haven't tried the sex meaning of 17, but she's training and we're gonna try tonight.

by Satanic Hoebag February 9, 2017

the morningstar

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.

"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.

by OsoCafe September 22, 2017

Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

by mista_earth May 23, 2018

The Meaning of Life

To understand the meaning of life, first, think of the most basic lifecycles, plant lifecycles. A flower's sole purpose in life is to grow, attract a bee for pollen, then let loose new seed to become new flowers. Now move on to a living creature, the moth. Though they are known for eating clothes, many are born without mouths. They spend their lives as caterpillars, they eat, grow, explore and then become moths. Then they spend the remainder of their lives reproducing. For fish, they are born, eat, grow, then reproduce. Based on the previous statement we can assume that the meaning of life is to reproduce. But if you jump to that conclusion you may miss out on the other meanings. While the flower moth and fish only care about the preservation of their species, humans are much more complex. To say that your life has the same goals and limits of that of a fish would be idiocy, have you so little faith in your own kind? Yes reproduction is important but it is only a small part of the greater goal of all human life. I have come to understand 4 meanings of life. Reproduction is only the first. The second is evolution. We are the superior species, can destroy the earth if we wanted. But we should always look for a way to better ourselves. To grow faster, stronger, smarter. (Continues in example)

Things like phones and TVs, they hinder not one but 2 of life's meanings. What's to gain from something that isn't real? Reality is where life is, do you honestly dislike this world so much that you must constantly distract yourself from it? You are defeating the 3rd meaning, to live life in its entirety. We all have but a single chance. If something goes wrong so be it. Alexander the great died in his 20s, but did he have anything to regret, NO! He had almost conquered what was considered the entire world. While these days warlords are nonexistent, you must find a way to feel accomplished. Which brings us to our 4th meaning: happiness. Why listen to a song that you don't like? Why go to a parade that you do not support? It is useless. Time is precious and our lives are short. The best we can do is be happy and live life to the fullest. That's The Meaning of Life

by Ecclesiastes II January 17, 2019