Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.

I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.

by m00ny November 7, 2019

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

Loaded frouple

Three good friends sharing loaded fries

At the Cowboys game, Madison, Eddie and Jacob had a loaded frouple.

by Madwadk September 9, 2021

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

yellow load

When you have to pee but you have sex anyways and you shoot a yellow load

I had to piss so bad but she was ready to go, I shot a yellow load all over her face!

by Avenja April 8, 2016

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023