With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010
Get the Microsoft's Law mug.I made up a person who got mad at people who are in relationships with people that like cartoons because it makes them child coded. And then I saw a tweet saying this very same thing in earnest the next day. Another classic example of Awls Law in action.
by littlemeowmeow September 14, 2021
Get the Awls Law mug.when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.
Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.
It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.
Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.
It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.
"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "
by Rob$ June 26, 2008
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by Little Olive Tree August 19, 2008
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by briefcasehandler April 19, 2017
Get the alt-laws mug.A writing expressing that, without obvious pointers, it is impossible to understand sarcasm. Commonly used whenever someone fails to understand a joke and makes themself look like a retard.
Anon one: Alligators are some of the most friendly animals on earth!
Anon two: Alligators will fucking kill you
Anon one: sarcasm dumbass
Anon two: fucking Poe's Law
Anon two: Alligators will fucking kill you
Anon one: sarcasm dumbass
Anon two: fucking Poe's Law
by Ysgramoths February 12, 2017
Get the Poe's Law mug.Harrison's Law is used in relation to beliefs or faith but does not have to involve god or religion.
"Any belief that is based on no evidence is equal in rational validity to any belief you can invent on the spot."
"Any belief that is based on no evidence is equal in rational validity to any belief you can invent on the spot."
Harrison's Law us used to demonstrate to an irrational believer that their belief is completely unfounded in a way which makes sense. If you consider a belief that has no evidence to support it such as a belief in Zeus, then this belief is as rational and logical as believing in anything you can invent yourself.
The law is used to show "believers" that their belief could be anything at all and would still carry as much meaning, validity or usefulness as any fictional belief made up there and then.
The law is used to show "believers" that their belief could be anything at all and would still carry as much meaning, validity or usefulness as any fictional belief made up there and then.
by Sarah Ballantine January 5, 2008
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