Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 08, 2018

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

mob log

basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs

wow i am so pathetic i mob logged

by pepperppmaint June 08, 2022

Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 21, 2016

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 24, 2020

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022