loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm

I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode

by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024

Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.

No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.

by FowlManor March 14, 2019

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Back loading

Is the act of filling a males anal cavity with a load of sperm while the receiving male cast his sperm on the floor.

Bruce was bent over the local park bench getting railed by the local homeless man George. At the moment George cummed in Bruce’s anus, Bruce ejaculated on the floor. They have both been caught in the act of back loading by the locals.

by Notgaymale April 13, 2025

Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.

beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.

by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023