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Jess

Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.
by Geethanxs1234 June 7, 2021
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Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a beautiful girl with such a gyat. She is the best bestie for anyone that treats her right and is such an amazing person, her hair is luscious and long and curly, dark brown but still makes her look hot asf. Got the best style out there tbh and can get with any guy, she doesn’t realize how good her body looks and ouh I can’t get over that ass
“Omg Jess, your ass punched into me!”

“Jess, your my favorite bestie”

“Gyat Jess!”
by Gyatmaster101798 November 21, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is a introverted person. He is very shy. He's got a great smile and such a great personality. He's very athletic. He loves taking care of others especially his family. He's such a gentleman, he'll open doors for you, carry things for you, etc.
Person 1: I need help!
Jesse: I'll help you
by CoolJTL November 27, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is an amazing person, but if your dating him and he doesnt really seem to care about you as in not talking to you, calling you, or texting you, means he has no intrest in you. If he talks to your bestfriend more than that basically just means he has more intrest in your bestfriend like hes always had since October.
Jesse is amazing!
by Amor<3 January 20, 2022
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No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.
Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.
by Nutmonster January 5, 2025
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Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.
Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."
by Yung Patch November 25, 2016
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