Someone that listens to Japanese music such as Visual Kei for the look of the bands. Not much higher above the average n00b, or they may be one. Look out for them. They tend to lurve Malice Mizer and Mana overly muchly.
It is just as bad to be an ignorant fucking bastard like Leon if you are a Japoser so plz don't feel bad >=D
by IcyHaku December 1, 2004
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Willy Canon pulled out his massive Japanazoom and closed in on her and, when he was done, he shot every man he found wearing a leisure suit at the disco.
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ja·pa·loo jah-pah-looh
-noun; adj
1. referring to anyone who partakes in intense Japanese fanatics and everything of Japanese origin, preferably anime or manga, yet has no sort of Japanese heritage or ancestry.
2. a person who pretends to be Japanese, yet isn't.
3. a person who constantly uses Japanese words and expressions as jargon.
-noun; adj
1. referring to anyone who partakes in intense Japanese fanatics and everything of Japanese origin, preferably anime or manga, yet has no sort of Japanese heritage or ancestry.
2. a person who pretends to be Japanese, yet isn't.
3. a person who constantly uses Japanese words and expressions as jargon.
1. Only a japaloo would think to rape the English language with words like "kawaii".
2. "^_^" , "^-^", and "^O^" are some of the lamest japaloo expressions I have ever seen.
2. "^_^" , "^-^", and "^O^" are some of the lamest japaloo expressions I have ever seen.
by thebeesknees March 18, 2008
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See also 'wapanese'
See also 'wapanese'
by devilbond June 21, 2010
Get the Japasen mug.A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.
"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"
"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"
If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!
"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"
If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!
by CougarTom March 18, 2011
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