Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

Magnolia paint

You use this paint so your best friend let's your partner stay with you.

Today I painted my room with magnolia paint . So my best friend could let my boyfriend stay

by No gnomes sherlock September 15, 2023

Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)

That Aaron is painted.

by Swede12345 June 26, 2021

Painting Helmets

Sucking dick

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!

by Mr magoo December 4, 2020

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.

My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.

by O8er December 18, 2020