Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

Get In the paint

Get In the paint. Hoe don’t be scared and fight that hoe.

“You acting scary, get in the paint.”

by Plxays April 5, 2025

paint it purple

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning

If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!

by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

Painting Helmets

Sucking dick

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!

by Mr magoo December 4, 2020

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

paint hole

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.

holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good

by Macgyver_w November 19, 2007