Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

by boonrod2008 April 20, 2020

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

i'm thinkin' arby's

a warning from guys to their guy friends when they see them talking to a girl who seems promiscuous or is a well-known slut, to keep them away from said girl, in reference to the girls vagina resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

Sonny: "Hey, dude, I'm talking to that one Megan chick. She seems nice."
Hayden: "Dude, she's slept with so many guys. I'm thinkin' arby's."

by sonnyreyes August 4, 2008

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.

Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009