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HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.
"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025
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SLOBBER HOG

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.
by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024
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Bottom Hogging

The act of stealing the role of receiving the anal penetration in gay sex and, usually, but not always, performance of the oral.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is totally Bottom Hogging.
by Duke_Devlin December 30, 2022
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hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.
by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023
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Hog Ridaa

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl
by Koliv_ April 2, 2022
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hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.
Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024
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