Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d January 30, 2007

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017

hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner

"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary

by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew January 31, 2011

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob February 03, 2016

Hand Skirt

A superior name for scrunchies. Generally used by superior teenagers.

While in science class. Kiley said to Abby, "It's like a little hand skirt!"

by KileyMorgan89 January 08, 2019