Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

grinch hand

When you’re getting analy fisted and they pull their hand out and there’s diarrhea on it.

Yo mike
What dawg
I totally got grinch handed last night
Bro😓

by Daddypp November 12, 2018

No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.

Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.

by Poz Aus December 31, 2016

moth hands

when you shake your hand left and right really fast in a dimly lit area and your hand looks like moths wings

Last night in the parking lot I was mesmerized by my moth hands

by ellie-nor December 21, 2016