horse off

the ejaculation of a horse

mom: robert clean up your f*cking room!

robert: f*ck off mom! Go suck a horse off!

by bobonrob11 November 2, 2009

And your horse

Saying "and your horse" in an australian slanger for "fuck you"

Person1: You´re fat
Person2: And your horse !

by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

horse cheese

A smelly substance used to offend your friends coz its just funny!

my boyfriend smells like horse cheese on a daily basis!
sort it out!

by sam-the-crazy-1 September 17, 2006

Horse-Snoots

a exclamation usually shouted in contempt or anger.

Person 1: Hey so i heard your mom's a crack-whore.
Person 2: Horse-Snoots! How'd you know?

by jewche bag April 2, 2009

pleasure horse

the next step up from birthday pony. for girls who have had enough of head strong pony behavior and would like a ride which is pleasurable and reliable for a good, long, enjoyable ride, without any acting up.

cindy: i think i'm done with birthday ponies, i'm looking for a trustworthy mount now i think.

tara: you know Tom is quite the pleasure horse according to Nancy, you should give him a call.

by sherrismith October 9, 2008

Amazing Horse

Are you talking about Aga's ?

Korean Girl 1: He was good.
Korean Girl 2: Was it like Aga's Amazing Horse ?
Korean Girl 1: Fair enough, but not as amazing as Aga's...

by amazinghorse369 December 21, 2013

Arabian Horse

1. Crazed, beautiful animal. Only affraid of two things: things that move and things that don't.

2. Horse breed amateurs buy due to the horses beauty; only to find they should have got the ugly sway back that wouldn't try killing them.

"Look Liz got an Arabian Horse."
" The one standing on her?"

by Goatropingcowgirl August 29, 2016