cap hog

In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.

"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."

by Henry II August 13, 2006

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??

Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”

by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025

Twerking his hog

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax

Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks

by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023

Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018