by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011
Get the flappin the goose mug.An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
Get the goose fooling mug.I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!
What a great Reverse Goose!
by score1x October 31, 2011
Get the Reverse Goose mug.When an individual is unable to be vulnerable enough to even accept complements. And counter acts any sweet gestures with nasty remarks or disses.
I tried to tell her that she was looking gorgeous today, but she was being a silly lil goose about it.
by YungHoodPope December 28, 2023
Get the Silly lil goose mug."oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024
Get the Goosing mug.When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO
12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO
by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024
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