Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 10, 2021

gold giver

opposite of a gold digger.

“i’m not a gold digger if he’s a gold giver”

by you’ll never find me July 23, 2022

Charming Gold

A Gay guy who has a body with amazing birthing hips like Stolas from Helluva Boss, it is said to be that Charming Gold is a Thousand year old Mofo that every girl and guy will fall for his bullshiz

Annonymous 1: Who is Blue and Gay?
Annonymous 2: Charming Gold!
Annonymous: Correct!
Annonymous 3: Why r u gay?

by Nitron Golden Rex December 13, 2021

Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk

“my bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger 💀💀” or “my girls a gold dogger man..”

by kami 🙀 March 11, 2023

Gooey Gold

Possibly one of the worst ways to say sperm, or cum

"I wanna lick up all his Gooey Gold!"
"I hate you. I hate you so much."

by JakeEatsDirt June 23, 2021

gold qwerty crown

what you get when you make 50 qwerty deffinitions

person 1 i got the gold qwerty crown
person 2 step 3 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for platinum

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

gold beer

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents

im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020