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Ginger-selective abortion

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.
BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."
by Gingo Jingo August 25, 2011
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ginger

A person with red hair who appears to be human but is actually a vampire. They are minus a soul and have white skin, the red in their hair represents their thirst for our blood. The brighter the red the more dangerous they are. If you come into contact with a ginger don't panic. Immediately stab this freak in the chest with a pointy wooden stick. It is our duty as citizens to smoke pot and then eliminate this scum from our planet.
booty ginger gingerhia
by LIPPY JOHNSON July 25, 2009
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ginger

A "red-headed" humanoid being. They technically aren't human so shouldn't deserve human rights ... like their right to live! They have no souls and deserve to be dicriminated against! XD

... said by a true ginger :) Get over it people, its just a bit of fun! I personally find it funny ... and I AM ginger!:D
Oli: What do you think Danny?
Danny: Well -
George: - Whatever he says doesn't count - he's ginger
Oli: Good point, shut up you freak! Who asked your opinion anyway?
Danny: Well you did ...
Oli: Blashemy! Kill the ginger!
XD
by Crazyfool333 January 12, 2010
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ginger kid

Ginger kids are people with red hair, pale skin, and freckles. They were first brought to the world's attention in a South Park episode titled "Ginger Kids". Ginger kids have no soul, much like vampires.

People with red hair but no light skin or freckles are Day Walkers.
That Lauren girl is a ginger kid. "Hey, Gingy!"
by Lauren H April 5, 2007
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ginger

A 'humanoid' type creature with red hair, pale skin, and freckles and no soul. They dont have actual belly buttons because they are not born, they are created by other gingers. This happens when they come in contact with a human and infect them with their fangs and give the victim gingervitus. At this point, they devolve and grow venomous pores and fangs. On rare occasion, they vomit into their young's mouth to feed them, therefore they have no nipples. They were originally created by the Irish government as a super soldier, but something went wrong with their DNA, so they shut down the project. Unfortunately, some of the gingers escaped and began to spread gingervitus to regular humans.
mother:"look over there, its a ginger. Don't get too close or else it'll infect you!"
child:"okay mommy."
by FREEDOM ALIANCE March 30, 2010
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lefty ginger

fingering a girls butthole with your right hand then you run your fingers through her hair making it brown, then use your left hand to jizz in it and rub it around to achieve the color
Peter wasn't satisfied with his blond girlfriends shiny hair so he gave her a lefty ginger
by TurTleManWilloughby169 February 18, 2010
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