freaky fun bridge

A penis, possibly that of a hep cat swinger.

Mmm...shuga...let me ride all night on your freaky fun bridge.

by gen0mallo February 17, 2004

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Fun fact girl

its a fun fact girl

-What did you do last night.
-oh nothing just got over 700 texts from fun fact girl

by Hoe Jibbs and Ben Kerg October 17, 2009

Happy-Fun-Time

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

by SoldierFinn44 May 21, 2014

fun bus

bang out the fun bus. get your hommies places fast ! drive like madman. roll over ppl in the way of your massive vehicle the sunderer

all aboard the fun bus we're hittin hossin tonight

by petrella May 16, 2004

Have fun paying fees

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.

Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!

by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021

have fun storming the castle

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009