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As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.
Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!
by Adooma. March 2, 2011
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FUCK ISIS

FUCK THOSE DUMB JIHADS PIECE OF SHITS, THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND THEIR GOATS.
FUCK ISIS, those dumb pricks in Iraq, and Syria controlling bastards.
by THE OG OG MUDBONE March 17, 2016
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fuck-thirty

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.
After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.
by Goostoff January 28, 2005
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fuck me running

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!
by zero July 15, 2004
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fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
by Kecktardo November 3, 2005
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fuck and duck

the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with.
similar to suck and duck.
Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!
by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008
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