Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 09, 2012

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

I don't think I've ever seen a more intimidating foe, the ground trembles before him. If he wants you, he will find you. Even god couldn't escape.

Person 1: Man its a nice day today
*Carl emerges from nearby volcano*
Person 2: What is tha-
*Person 2's sentence cut off short by the entire planet collapsing into itself and the screams of every human as they die a horrible death*

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

by stanky leg man November 14, 2018

ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader January 23, 2016

home away from home

place where you hang out like it’s your second home

“ where is Bob?”

“he’s at his home away from home”

by goawaythisisnt4u October 13, 2017

Oust Gaddafi From Libya

Taking a particularly hard crap when severely constipated.

GUY 1: Hey, you up for watching the game in 10 minutes?
GUY 2: Nah, man. I gotta go try to oust Gaddafi from Libya first.
GUY 1: Ouch, sorry. Good luck with that.

by ww4501 March 02, 2011

lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...

Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

by QuacksO October 29, 2018

built from the ground up

Fine. Stacked. Look good.

Girl, you are built from the ground up..

by LsUgirl2478 June 07, 2017