Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017

Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.

"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."

by kemibe January 15, 2018

Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.

guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?

by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020

Quality foods

Full of a bunch of members of the NOOBS (National organization Of Bitches and Scanks) the bathrooms smell like shit and they have 2 retards that work there

I don't want to go to quality foods the service is shit

by F@gk1ller May 20, 2021

food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017

comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw

Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

Rabbit Food

An excuse used by white trash when refusing to eat their vegetables. Generally quoted by people with an IQ lower than 100, and an unrefined palate.

What do you mean do I want to add side salad? I don't eat rabbit food.

by moosir2u December 29, 2013