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fucknuttery

1:When someone does something incredibly stupid their actions are an example of fucknuttery.

2:When someone is able to be described as a fuck nut anything they may do is an example of fucknuttery.

see also fuck nut
Man 1: did you see jay?
man 2: no I did not what did he do?

man 1 : It was some real fucknuttery , he tried to make out with my sister.
man 2: That is some real stupid shit, he is such a fuck nut.
fucknuttery by Wardog1155 July 25, 2010
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fuckninja 

a random insult meaning the elite most top form of fucktard.
"My brother is a fucktard because he dove into a 4 foot pool. My cousin is a fuckninja because he followed him."
fuckninja by LandsharkIC August 8, 2009

fucknuggets

See dammit, shit, or fuck.
Oh no, I'm late! Aww fucknuggets!
fucknuggets by TheDDRAddict May 22, 2007

Fucknozzle 

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.
If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle
Fucknozzle by elmodo April 8, 2009

Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008
Backstage slang: The small square-headed nut on the side of a C-clamp used to hang a light from a bar. Secures the light so it won't swing side to side. So called because they are easy to over-tighten, snapping the nut and making the clamp useless.
Stagehand: Fuck! I busted the fucking fucknut!

Lead Electrician: *sigh* get a new clamp from storage and swap it out... fast.

fucknigga 

"you a fucknigga"
*shoots him*
fucknigga by The all-wise Buddah December 12, 2018