Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021

Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 3, 2022

Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.

Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.

by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021

Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you

Evan is the best

by anonymous March 18, 2022