Buddy Eric

Your friend who's had crazy shit happen to them, and you can bring up in any conversation.

This happened to my buddy eric.

by Butch2Therapie November 26, 2025

Eric

Eric is a random dude with problems like anybody else. He's also a loyal friend... until you stab him in the back.

Eric went to the psychiatry because some hate club invented a stupid game about him. Shit got real. He's better now but traumatised.

random person: Meerschwein!
random human: That's just Eric, leave him be... please don't tell me you are playing THAT game?!

Eric: That game is a crime against humanity.

by UDHR-articles-3-and-5 December 11, 2025

Eric Cuntman

Eric Cartman on a day he decides to be a total cunt.

"Bro look at eric torturing old ladies with a jizz cannon, Eric Cartman... more like Eric Cuntman am i right?"
"Shut up cunt your not funny"

by eshayaussiewilllybrah December 22, 2025

Eric

Amazing at Tennis and is also a sexy human being. Honestly just ask him out already. Is probably a very smart dude and is funny

Eric is eric

by PineSpringsPrep November 22, 2021

Eric

Really good at Tennis, is also a sexy guy. Very intelligent. Is a sexy sexy man. And also sexy

Eric is so Eric

by PineSpringsPrep November 22, 2021

Eric

You should friend anyone who's named eric, it's worth it, such a great friend!

"hey eric do u want to be friends?"

"ofcourse!"

by cobieskev November 23, 2021

Eric

A big black bear looking man. That’s loves music, loves to eat and loves to sleep. Don’t interrupt him if he’s sleep because the bear will truly come out. He’s reserved when you first meet him but is a hoot when he opens up to you. He’s very caring and a protector. You can trust him with anything…he will always have your back because he’s loyal. If you ask for his advice be prepared to get the hard truth….Eric is also a nasty sex freak in the best possible way. When he cums…HE CUMS!!! He gets pleasure from 4 Play and will fuck you silly. The head is amazing and the dick can become a coke can #ThickAsABrick !! If you meet an Eric you meet a good friend but you might wanna keep him for yourself because he won’t be there for long!

Eric is just the best all around!

by Pretty Ricky Santana November 23, 2021