Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025

Aaron-ed

To defile an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually

He aaron-ed that poor dog

by Addacus August 6, 2025

Evil Ed

A certain celebrity who doesn't have the honor of being called by name. I hate him! He creates trash songs and releases his shit to the public. Nobody plays his songs on the radio so he has to resort to his dirty tricks. Blackmail, threats, and bribery. Evil Ed is a bad singer and an even worse person!

Me "I hate Evil Ed"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Seth-ed

1. The state of being exposed as a career or expertise LARP after talking a big game.

2. When, upon being found out, the only viable move left is to feign confusion, double down, or keep digging the hole deeper.

“He tried to bluff about how M&A works, but got totally Seth-ed when someone asked a basic follow-up.”

by Jimsimonsrealprotégé August 19, 2025

Ed Wisz

Sexiest, hottest, kindest person on the planet

The person was to the extreme, like an Ed Wisz.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

EDS

EDS (Education Deprived Syndrome)

I may have TDS Trump Derangement Syndrome) but you obviously have EDS

by Rube-attack September 20, 2025