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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Baby eater

1)One who does us all a favor by eating these tiny, ugly, gross, screaming pieces of crap
2) People who eat babies on the regular
Bob: Hey, Jeff are you a baby eater

Jeff: HELL YEAH! I even won in the baby eating contest
by Human slug March 11, 2020
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cheese eater

A person who likes eating cheese. And is often white and obsessed with games like Minecraft. They also stink.
person1: you are such a cheese eater
person 2: ikr!!!!!!!!! *eats sock*
by chelsah November 15, 2022
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Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.
I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.
by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023
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angry woman eater

a sexist man that bashes on women. he'll aggressively slander women being called "angry" due to the aggression and anger mixed.
eater is for the compliment use of "ate" such as "you ate that up girl!" an angry woman eater.
Girl 1: "He's totally an angry woman eater."
Girl 2: "I know right?"
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Guy 1: "You totally ate that girl up dude! You're a crazy angry woman eater!"
Guy 2: "Thanks dude!"
by LUKA ?! June 4, 2023
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Eater

An eater is a woman who will pretty much give head or fuck anybody
Max: Hey tony you know that girl Kim, I’m thinking about asking her out

Tony: Bro DON’T she’s an eater she literally fucks anybody

Max: How you know that?

Tony: no Reason
by Melo2967 June 6, 2023
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