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Urban dictionary is the direct result of of the work of Satan.
Urban Dictionary, you will be judged by God in his kingdom. You are fully aware of impact this website has on children of all ages, yet you continue to run it. I will laugh when SOPA takes you down. Hahaha.
by MissEmily2012 December 28, 2011
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A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
by EneMalicious November 4, 2011
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A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.
Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
by paputsza January 9, 2012
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A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Hopeful

Someone, usually a guy, who puts their crush's name on urban dictionary and define them as "Wonderful" or "The most amazing person in the world", etc. The expectation is that the crush will see it and somehow know that urban dictionary hopeful's name wrote it for them.
Browsing Urban Dictionary at random, all I saw were posts by urban dictionary hopefuls.

The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."

What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
by Nice guy Robbert November 2, 2012
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Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Backlog

When you have not used Urban Dictionary for a while and next time you use it you spend ages just looking through "word of the day" definitions.
Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
by CJ Moose April 19, 2013
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