Dirty David

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.

I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.

by Trx791 August 20, 2019

David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

by resume December 28, 2005

dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl

Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will

by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017

david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.

Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!

by Arahovas July 6, 2006

david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.

That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.

by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006

david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.

i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!

by oxy- January 28, 2008

david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004