A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010
Get the Singles Daymug. Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.
One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
Get the Thanksgiving Daymug. 1. Get up.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.
by Sarah_Swansea July 11, 2016
Get the Bum Daymug. A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010
Get the Ugly Daymug. A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.
David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008
Get the deal a daymug. November 12 is Therianthropy day! Make your Theriotype’s vocals as loud as possible and maybe you’ll find a new non-human friend!!!
by Ant_Wolf October 27, 2019
Get the therianthropy daymug. The day where Anna gets to do whatever she wants except the Anna´s with one N because they are stupid and not worthy because of their one N. All the Anna´s in the world just get to cause chaos.
by Anna from Redding April 28, 2020
Get the Anna Daymug.