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Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.
There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’
by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021
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Coffee Daddy

A coffee daddy is one who grinds so fine and takes his time.
Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
by dougasm101 May 31, 2013
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Saccharine Daddy

A surgar daddy gets "sugar" a saccharine daddy gets no "sugar" at all.
Girlfriend 2: what did you have to give up for that?

Both looking at pretty bracelet on girlfriend 1 wrist?

Girlfriend 1: "I didnt have to give up nothing I recieved it from my saccharine daddy, he does not get any sugar"
by 69hysteria87 October 13, 2019
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Rice Daddy

Rice daddy is an alternative to rice Senpai. Don’t mess with rice daddy.
Rice daddy will be here any moment, you better watch your mouth or he will realign your smile.
by MayoMomma October 3, 2020
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Shag Daddy

A groovy dude who doesn't need nice clothes or nice things to be attractive. Usually wearing rags and unshaved. Always throwing out positive vibes while giving you the wink.
My buddy John may be dirty and broke but he's still a total shag daddy.
by Ramblin Jack January 6, 2021
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Goji Daddy

Derived from the term Sugar Daddy a Goji Daddy is a partner who brings good things into your life!

Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.

A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.
Bestfriend: Girl, why are you so sprung on him? D2B? Does he pay your bills?

Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!
by BDub Baby April 19, 2018
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Covid Daddy

A man you think you are in deep love with but you are only really with him because covid has you bored, lonely and stir crazy.
Carrie: I can't talk to you on the phone, I have a new man in my life that I am committed to.

Man: Oh when did you guys meet?

Carrie: We haven't met yet.

Man: Ahh, so you got yourself a Covid Daddy.

Submitted by: @nasescobar316
by Nas Escobar October 26, 2020
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