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crump

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009
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fight crime

fighting crime (v.)- the act of unleashing the inner sex superhero on the bad boys and girls of the world. who says reformation can't be fun?
fighting crime (n.)- a fabulous substitute for the word "sex".
entomology: an early attempt to bring the word into popular use was made by
the canadian author douglas coupland in his novel, shampoo planet, published in 1992. recently rediscovered, the term is experiencing a mini renaissance amongst a selection of women in their 30s.
e.g. today i brewed some coffee, did laundry, fought crime.
by super sleuth August 30, 2005
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Crip

ay dont fuCC wid us Cuzz seriously
by na dont worry July 19, 2003
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CRIME RIME

CRIME RIME MEANS WHEN EVERY CRIMINAL RHYME THAT YOU ARE RAPPING HAS HAPPENED/PREVIOUSLY OR IN THE PAST. IF THE EVENT HAS NEVER BIN IN YOUR POSITION, THEN YOU ARE NOT CRIME RIME.
SMYLY AND THE MUFFIN MEN WAS FINISHING UP A CRIME RIME MIXTAPE WHEN THEY DISCOVERED NEW INFO. MEANING THE CRIME RIME MIXTAPE WAS NOT FINISHED DUE TO FURTHER CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
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ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.
Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!
by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003
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crisp

N. meaning Law Enforcement Officials, or Police. The natural progression from Police to "The Crisp" is as follows:

Police = Cops = Pigs = Bacon = The Crisp
This can be used to warn others:
"Yo, the Crisp is sizzling up there on the left. Slow down, dude."

Or, it can be used as a general refrence when showing disapproval of the judicial system in America:
"Fuck the Crisp, I'm a vegetarian."
by NicoleTTVan July 23, 2008
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