Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.
Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!!
by WorD October 14, 2004
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On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
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UCC a pretty wicked school. I go to St. Mike, we're rivals with UCC. The only reason I didn't go to UCC is because you need to get a 90 + average in school AND get above 96 percentile in math and english in the SSAT's to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. If you want to get in on a hockey only contract - its MUCH easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. I have lots of UCC friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. Too bad I'm graduating next year. Whatever, St. Mike is a decent school, I guess. YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
ST. MIKES kid: Hey I have 3 girlfriends for the BSS dance
Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.
ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)
Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.
ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)
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"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."
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"Where you go to school at?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"
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Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?
Yeah, why.
(alkward silence)
Just askin'
Yeah, why.
(alkward silence)
Just askin'
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